Are You The One Recap: It’s Gio’s World, And We Better Fucking Like It Or Else

Welcome back. Sorry this wrap-up is a smidge late, I was on getaway and chose I wasnt going to see a lot of drunken 20-something-year-olds (aka my peers) imitate a lot of randy morons. I went to college. I remained in a sororitybeen there, fucked that.

Per normal, my mom makes cameos in this wrap-up (she saw the program prior to I did), however unfortunately is not getting intoxicated with me. Your remarks were a huge increase to her ego, which she def did not require. Shes been calling herself Mama Betch for the recently and I have actually now recognized my mistake/hate my life.

ANYWAYSthe group got 4 matches, once again. Its like week 6. Wasnt a mathematics significant, however I did sleep with my tutor enough to understand thats bad.

Asaf resembles Sam and Alyssa to fact cubicle, really great! Ya? and Julias like we cant simply toss the difficulty and let them win!!!! Uh, yeah you can. Its practically that easy.

Toris like SAM AND ALYSSA ARE A FUCKING MATCH, I KNOW IT !! WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?????

Victoria resembles, still upset about the Cam thing ( read recentlies wrap up for all that bullshit) and he really chooses to speak to her, like idk, A MAN???

Shes like “I feel extremely undesirable which draws.” I wouldnt understand the sensation however yeah, sounds shitty.

Cams like IM SUCH A DORK, I DONT KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A DICK! Well thats a weak-ass reason however k. Never satisfied a nation bumpkin dork prior to.

Cams like YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE to Victoria and its like, actually never ever inform me what to do once again. She provides a really unpleasant smile that states what did I do to deserve this? and hes like “THERE IT IS!” To wrap up, no apology for treating her rudely and making her feel like shit. Rather he informs her what she can enhance on. Fuckin Cam.

Asaf is drunkenly rambling and resembles I have a dream that this match is black, not. He begins dancing and informing everybody to make love.

Please disappear and never ever returned.

THE GAME

Toris like we require to get a strong match/couple in the fact cubicle and its like, yes, why are you individuals recently seeing this?

Ryan states the video game includes the kids mothers and Sams is instantly like “MOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!” The mothers provide a quote about their boy and 2 ladies take on, buzzing in whose mommy they believe it is. Get it incorrect, youre out. Get it right, you relocate to the next round. If they are incorrect or ideal, the mother will be on Skype and inform them.

Its easy enough, Cam is even nodding his head in understanding.

ROUND 1:

Camille vs. Victoria Question: Who drew their thumb till he was 5? Certainly it was Sam.
WOW, Sams mother is actually appears like she might be his twin sis. No getting those genes blended. In any case, Victoria is out due to the fact that she thought Tyler.

Julia and Franny are up next.

When Julia talks, she seems like her words are composed by a 13-year-old without any sense of grammar.
JULIA: These young boys are a mother kid, however I require a mothers male who value mama WTF are the words you simply stated?

Franny vs. Julia Question: Whose youth label was coochie? * cough cough, fucking pussy *
A lady speaking completely Hebrew begins and its clearly Asaf. It would have been amusing if she was like Morgans mother or something. Since she got it incorrect, Julias out. She must go hightail her ass to English class.

Asaf begins sobbing since he missed his mother and Sams like, “lets hug it out brother.”

Tori vs. Kaylen Question: Which kid had a fictional good friend?
Web cam did. Due to the fact that she does not understand jack shit about that hick and thought incorrect, HES A DORK OKAY????!!!! Kaylen is out.

Bagel and Nicegirl Nicoles Question: Which man brought a fucking chucky doll all over he went? Since hes fucking had by the devil, of course its Gio. Nicegirl is outta there.

ROUND 2:

Franny vs. Camille Question: Who hesitates of ghosts? Obviously Tyler. Hes like “GHOSTS ARE FUCKING REAL MAN.” You understand what else is genuine? Your total absence of sexual magnetism. Camille is out.

Bagel vs. Franny for the date: Who has consumed chocolate up until he has actually thrown up? Due to the fact that shes subtle consumed with him, Bagel instantly thinks John.

BAGEL: I was browsing his window late one night and I saw him consume a Twix bar. Yeah, its John.

John is sobbing since he misses his mommy too and Bagels like “YAS keep the tears coming.”

Alright you dick holes, I talk shit about you weekly (out of love, stop being so goddam delicate) and yall do some silly shit BUT as my mom is a frequenter to this show/recaps, I value the love for your mamas. Possibly you aren’t rather as douche-y. Do not make this minute odd.

Moving onTori vs. Alyssa for the date. Due to the fact that shes a fucking homie, Toris currently preparing on tossing the video game. The Question: Who tossed a houseparty and attempted to conceal 30 kids in 2 closets?

Its in between Stephen or Prosper and Alyssa chooses Stephen. When they recognize the mother on the screen is white (does no one else discover this subtle racist?), they all begin commemorating Alyssa got it.

Bagel choices John to go on the dateLET IT GO, BAGELand Alyssa selects Sam, due to the fact that fucking duh.

Julia and Gio are talking and Julias like how do you feel about the Kaylen thing? Ya understand, due to the fact that they were expected to get wed and now his attempting to stick his penis in every other lady ever.

He informs Julia that he believes shes his match and shes like “GOOD ONE, HANSEL!” Shes like you do not understand anything about me and hes like perhaps not history however I understand you. Is Gio “Spalding” from? #TBT to Moody’s Point.

JULIA: You do not even understand me
GIO/ SPALDING: Do we truly even understand anybody? Do we even understand ourselves?

Shes like why do you feel in this manner? and hes like shhhhh, do not believe. Ought to be simple for her. Stephen, on the other hand, is so fucking over this bullshit. Man, exact same.

Meanwhile, Camilles believing that Asaf is her match and its truthfully frustrating. Shes like I wan na kiss you and hes like DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. What do you believe this is?? I understand Sam got that recommendation.

Asafs like Im an altered guy! I do not wish to sleep with her. And after that, her sleeps with her. Fucking coochie.

Franny begins weeping and resembles WHY IS HE WITH ANOTHER GIRL? When you fucked him when they were dating, im sure Tori believed the exact same thing. Life is strange, aint it?

Franny begins speaking to Gio and Gios hoping shell fuck him after this.

GIO: Ill be your shoulder to sob on however the amusing feature of my shoulder is its situated on my dick.

Franny straddles Gio and he gets her by the neck and begins constructing with her. My moms remark was: Did he get her by the neck? Is this that BDSM thing all the kids enjoy? THANKS GIO FOR BRINGING THIS CONVERSATION INTO MY LIFE, YOU ASSHOLE.

They go to the living-room and Gios like Im not about foreplay. LOL yeah Gio and Im sure you believe the female orgasm is a misconception. I envision Gio sounds a lot like Donald Trump in bed.

GIO: Foreplay is for losers. Im a winner. Female orgasmlie. Some, I presume, are genuine.

Im not here to slut-shame (see the part where I confess to fucking my mathematics tutor in college), however Franny overcame that genuine quick. * drinks tea * simply sayin.

Franny and Gio make love in the living-room and drop off to sleep there. Novice motion picture, due to the fact that everybody is available in and sees it. Kaylens like make good sense. Frannys weak AF. Damn, something tastes REAL FUCKIN BITTER.

THE DATE

They go ziplining for the date and Sams like well if I pass away today Im with the woman I wish to pass away with! Well this date has actually begun morbidly. Where is Gios strange Chucky doll?

Johns like normally Bagel is a freezing bitch in your home, now she is really smiling. Whats with the smiling thing? Johns like “ITS A WHOLE NEW BAGEL.”

Bagel and John are tossing food at each other in a passive aggressive food battle. Bagels like does it shock you that Im enjoyable?, as she fucking pelts an entire watermelon at his face, and hes like “yeah in fact.”

Sam informs Alyssa that hes succumbing to her and they fucking construct in the ocean since MTV has a quota of the number of water kisses they require per season.

TRUTH BOOTH

Ryan asks Gio whats up and hes like YOLO no ragrets, Scotty P, understand what Im sayin?

He states that he and Franny slept together and Kaylen and Asaf appear like they wish to pass away. Do it. You wont, no balls.

Asaf pulls a Julia and resembles Franny be worthy of much better, she such excellent soul. A minimum of hes foreign so he has a reason for seeming like an idiot. Seriously individuals, get a goddam book.

Kaylens like “THEY ARE A MATCH” and calls them a little woman and a little young boy. When Franny continues to use her hair like a pubescent Ariana Grande, which subtle makes notice.

They send out in Sam and Alyssa in the fact cubicle, since duh. Everybody concurs, they are most likely a match. Alyssa can be found in to this searching for a womanly guy and let me inform ya, she discovered one.

Im sweating in anticipation. Wait, why am I seriously sweating? Oh my Air Conditioning shut down, hang on. Okay, Im back with a brand-new glass of red wine.

Anyways they are a PERFECT MATCH! OUTSTANDING. Those lovely little lesbians did the damn thing. Love is genuine once again for this home. Everybody is poppin bottles to the reality that they simply got 2 completely sane individuals off the program. BOOOORING.

Morgan reads Toris palm and resembles youre a curious individual who likes to celebration. And well, would you take a look at that! See that groove on your thumb? That suggests youre gon na blow me later

MORGAN: Our auras are vibing, however they would vibe much better in the boom-boom space.

Meanwhile, Gio resembles Julia youre my match and IM GON NA GET WHAT I WANT. Advises me of that video Shoes. Omg enjoying it now, hang on.

GIO: Lets get some shoes. These shoes guideline. These shoes SUCK.

And its like fine, Gio thats cool. We get it. Youre on some Sharpay Evans shit and desire all of it. Julia legit does not like you. Stephen AND Julia attempt and get him to withdraw and hes like NAH. I need to askwhen does this EVER work? Bothering a lady till she likes you resembles, not a thing.

Stephens like “dude youre truly pissing me off” and Gio resembles “I’M THE SMARTEST DUDE HERE.” Ah, that Donald Trump shit once again.

GIO: I WON THE FUCKING HOMELESS SHELTER SPELLING BEE! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT? THIS IS THE FERTILITY VASE OF THE NDEBELE TRIBE, DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
STEPHEN: no.

If I conjectured for every single tirade Gio went on, itd resemble, farewell sweet world. I may too make a fucking consultation to get my stomach pumped. Johns like somebody requires to kick Gios assfinally speaking my language.

Gios like “ITS KILL OR KILL.” Thats not the expression however fine, Gio. Hes yelling at everybody how they are incorrect and he is ideal and isn’t it paradoxical that the homeless individual is informing individuals to get their shit together?

Back to honeymoon suite, where joy in fact lives, andOMG CAMERON WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! HOLY SHIT. WHO CUT THAT MAGNIFICENT MANE? HELEN KELLER? And after that he left of MTV since he got a match, and he returned in episode 6, all of his hair was cut off and he was completely unusual, and now I think he’s on fracture.

I require a couple of minutes to process this. Mother Betch texted meWho cut Camerons hair? Johns barber? Truthfully, were not mad, Cameron. Were dissatisfied.

MATCH-UP CEREMONY

Julia resembles ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE FOR MY HEART. Oh, get the fuck over yourself.

Ryan informs Mikala and Cameron about Sam and Alyssa and everybody is pumped. Yayyyyy joy! Ryan asks what they are gon na carry out in the honeymoon suite and Sam states that youll learn in 9 months. What the flying fuck in area Im like, not even gon na acknowledge that registered nurse. Im too young for this sort of tension.

John is very first and Ryans like I seem like youve been various and hes like yeah really I chose to stop being a cock, thanks for observing. Helpful for you John. We have 4 episodes left, so Im not holding out hope.

John chooses Bagel and shes like, “duh.” When I went on the individually date, bagels like things altered. Go be with somebody you dislike. I would laugh however Im too hectic seeing how your face and your neck are 2 various colors. We got ta teach you how to mix your makeup, lady.

I feel an odd kinship with Bagel, like possibly in some alternate universe, where I speak with ladies with blunt ombres, we might be good friends. I might teach her how to carry her resting bitch face and utilize it for the higher good. I would do that for her due to the fact that Im like, such a buddy.

Cams up next and selects Victoria. Shes strolling to him and he nearly belts out singing Youre Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile!

Morgans up next, he selects Tori. He saw this result in her palms clearly. She calls them Torgan, as I calmly hope to God that he simply fucking strikes me with a lightning bolt now and end my torment.

Gios like I DIDNT COME HERE FOR FRIENDSHIP, I CAME HERE TO FORCE A GIRL TO FUCKING LIKE ME. Alrighty then.

Stephen is up next and resembles “I KNOW I’M JULIAS MATCH.” I personally do not believe so, however whatever.

Julias like well, Gio states Im his match however then he is constructing out with Franny Okay thats like, so trivial. Youre plainly not into him so fucking inform him and stop blaming Franny.

GIO: I requirement to show to Julia Im her match. I simply required ONE SHOT TO NOT MISS MY CHANCE TO BLOW. AS SOON AS IN A LIFETIME, THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES!

Gios next and he selects Franny, which starts the real life War 3.

KAYLEN: EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IT REAL
GIO/ SPALDING: Are we even, genuine? Since shes a little woman and youre a little young boy, #peeee

Kaylens like I believe you and Franny are a match. This shit once again.

Frannys like why am I a little lady? And Kaylen like “NO OFFENSE BUT.” And after that Franny resembles however Im puzzled and Kaylen informs her to examine her tone. WTF. As a lady who has a consistent tone, Im like dafaq is she discussing. Since individuals are calling me a little woman and then not stating why, #peeee

Frannys like this is bullshit! Ill inform you whyits the Ariana Grande hair, man. Kaylen gets up and begins babbling about regard and how Franny might have stated this in your house. Im sorry, however like, how is this Frannys fault?

Gios in between them attempting to simmer this shit down and Franny is fucking holding her own. Ariana Grande did lick some donuts, shes a bad bitch in some cases. Gio informs Kaylen to sit the fuck down and Kaylen pulls a Beyonc

Gio informs her that she made a scene and for as soon as, I concur.

Propser chooses Kaylen, sadly for him.

Tyler selects Nicole and Nicoles like I dislike this and my life. Shes simply not that into you if somebody states it is what it is about being with you.

Asaf and Camille are last. Shes pleased, hes like I enjoy too not.

Asaf stated his very first option is Franny, not Camille. Ryan resembles Franny do you wan na be with Asaf? and shes like “MORE THAN ANYTHING.”

RYAN: Do you like cheese?
FRANNY/ EUNICE: More than any other animal by-product.

And none for Camille, bye.

They do not get a blackout, shockingly, however they just get 4again.

Holy shit, you people draw. Figure this shit out, youre beginning to make my alcohol taste bad. Forming your shit up, I did not leave the south side for this!

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